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Is this is meant to advertise a restaurant? By showing us how messy cooking for ourselves can be?
(via pumpkin orgasm ejaculation | Stock Photo | iStock)

Is this is meant to advertise a restaurant? By showing us how messy cooking for ourselves can be?

(via pumpkin orgasm ejaculation | Stock Photo | iStock)

Assuming this is a picture of someone handing themselves a car key in front of a high-rise (which I’m assuming because I am looking at it with my eyes), is the person wearing two different shirts so they can pretend to be someone else?

Assuming this is a picture of someone handing themselves a car key in front of a high-rise (which I’m assuming because I am looking at it with my eyes), is the person wearing two different shirts so they can pretend to be someone else?

Keywords:
Lifestyle
Shopping
Tree

Keywords:

  • Lifestyle
  • Shopping
  • Tree
Well, that’s stupid.
(via Analogue Accident | iStock)

Well, that’s stupid.

(via Analogue Accident | iStock)

Description in the photographer’s own words:
“Young ethnic black African-American female college graduate student by school chalkboard teaching and explaining proper usage of vibrator. Can be used as template for sex education themed posters. Crimson color of gown indicates major in Journalism”
(via Afro-American woman with vibrator | Stock Photo | iStock)

Description in the photographer’s own words:

Young ethnic black African-American female college graduate student by school chalkboard teaching and explaining proper usage of vibrator. Can be used as template for sex education themed posters. Crimson color of gown indicates major in Journalism”

(via Afro-American woman with vibrator | Stock Photo | iStock)

Keywords associated with this photo:
Weather
Bag
Surprised
I am surprised by how little weather I can see in this photo. How surprised? Like..a bagful, I guess.

Keywords associated with this photo:

  • Weather
  • Bag
  • Surprised

I am surprised by how little weather I can see in this photo. How surprised? Like..a bagful, I guess.

HD: Orchid Falling On Sexy Belly | Stock Video | iStock

Keywords associated with this video clip:

  • Sexy
  • Ideas
  • Agreement

Two light bulbs shaking hands would have been equally sexy, and at least two of the keywords would’ve made sense.

Which way to business?

Which way to business?

Why is the second keyword “vibrator?” Follow-up question: Why can’t I see the vibrator?
(via Couch Potato | Stock Photo | iStock)

Why is the second keyword “vibrator?” Follow-up question: Why can’t I see the vibrator?

(via Couch Potato | Stock Photo | iStock)

Strip ping pong? Is that a thing? That’s not a thing.
(via Young Man Grinning At Naked Table Tennis Rival Stock Photo 200176340-0)

Strip ping pong? Is that a thing? That’s not a thing.

(via Young Man Grinning At Naked Table Tennis Rival Stock Photo 200176340-0)

What kind of party? Sorry, I’m busy that day.
(via Junina Party Theme Stock Vector 51273532 : Shutterstock)

What kind of party? Sorry, I’m busy that day.

(via Junina Party Theme Stock Vector 51273532 : Shutterstock)

I think I’ve heard about “brown fantasy” before, but this isn’t what I was imagining.
(via Bizarre Hot Air Balloon Above Brown Fantasy Like Trees | iStock)

I think I’ve heard about “brown fantasy” before, but this isn’t what I was imagining.

(via Bizarre Hot Air Balloon Above Brown Fantasy Like Trees | iStock)